>Councilmen, 60% of my nation is lobbying for later bedtimes and trips to the pro-bending arena to watch the Fire Ferrets.
>through recent polling I’ve learned that 20% of my nation wants me to sleep on the couch
when the new kid is born:
>the population of my people has soared 20% recently, we demand more luxuriou… I mean more living area
>The Air nation demands more tax cuts and benefits, over 80% of the population is jobless!
Fandom: All that matters in shipping is how Bolin feels.
Korra: But I'm the main character. Don't you think I should have a say in who my love interest i--
Fandom: NO. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE WOMAN WHO HURT OUR BABY
Mako: Hey, I think Korra has a point. I think I deserve happiness as wel--
Fandom: SHUT UP MAKO YOU'RE A HORRIBLE BROTHER. YOU DESERVE DEATH.
Asami: Hello everyone! How are--
Fandom: RUN MAKO! SHE'S AN EQUALIST WHO WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT IN YOUR SLEEP!